The Quick and the Deadwood: "Tell your God to Ready for Blood"

Several years passed - I'm not quite sure how - between the day I removed the last disc of Deadwood's second season from my DVD player, and today, when I pressed play on the opener of its third and final season.  It certainly wasn't from lack of affection for the series, which, warts and all, remains one of the most inventive coherent worlds ever created for television.

Looking back over the vastness of intervening time, I thought I might need a refresher in plot, so I gamely clicked on the second season summary.  Several minutes later, utterly unenlightened and desperately seeking subtitles, I sallied forth into the muddy, piss-soaked streets of Deadwood once more. Here's what I found:

It's election season, and campaigns have made odd bedfellows.  Not least of these is Sheriff Seth Bullock, pillar of granite-browed rectitude and widow-fancying hearth-throb, who finds himself uneasily and passively allied with lord of misrule (and bar-owner by night) Al Swearengen, who had spent the previous two seasons like a canny spider at the center of the web of greater Deadwood, waiting greasily for vibrations along his sticky strands of influence.   These two are the most dynamically entwined of former-enemies-turned-allies, but it seems everyone in town is either agitating for an office personally or using threats and promises to control the outcome. "I've got an idea," a friend helpfully says to one candidate, "Instead of running for office and tending bar, why don't you just tend bar and let everybody punch you in the face?".

Although most of the characters are embroiled in plots that cycle them rapidly through rage and despair, the centre around which the gyre of Deadwood widens and widens is always Al Swearengen.  This week he is grappling with sinister mining magnate George Hearst (future Senator and father of yellow journalism prophet and Rosebud-mutterer William Randolph) to determine which of them can exert the most complicated, subtle, and devious hold over individual citizens of the town.  Hearst, as an opening gambit, has arranged for his own employee to be killed in Swearengen's bar, presumably to have an excuse to come down on the establishment, filled with the mighty rage of the wronged. But then, oddly, he chooses not to follow up on the incident, telling Bullock that it won't be necessary for the sheriff's office to look into it any deeper.  It must be hard, Swearengen insinuates oh-so-kindly to the genial Hearst, not to see events like this as part of a larger conspiracy against you personally.  Oh, I have long since giving up on seeing everything as a conspiracy against me, Hearst cannily replies, recognizing only the top layer of Swearengen's irony.
"You ain't the centre of the universe, in other words," banters back our villainous hero.
"Exactly."
"Don't that lead you to despair?"
"No, sir."
With a charm born of utter honesty, a Swearengian reply: "You're stronger minded than I."
The best lack all conviction, while the worst - the poet tells us - are full of passionate intensity.

When I call him the Lord of Misrule, I don't mean to conjure up jolly images of surrealist jokers and Mardi Gras kings.  Swearengen is famously, hilariously, generatively profane  - at one point he demands the truth from the craven toady of a mayor E.B. Farnum with these words:
"I will profane your fucking remains, E.B."
"Not my remains, Al!"
"Gabriel's trumpet  will produce you from the ass of a pig."
But rather than being a fully Falstaffian figure of plump, rapscalliony good humor, his is a darker kind of chaos.  He holds Deadwood together in more or less sinister ways (his efforts at town improvement have led to more than a few corpses being subtly fed to the pigs in the dead of night), but his is not a leadership of coherence and calm.  Rather it is a dynamism that courts collapse, that never rests content with what is.  He is the centre that cannot hold.  The power that finds itself only by reacting to its own potential overthrow.

In talking to Hearst, Swearengen walks a thin line between asserting this centrality, this control, and convincing the more powerful man that he can be harmless and even supportive given the right incentives.  In the conversation, he draws a distinction between being "dangerous" - a short-term, destablizing threat - and being "powerful" - the long-view steadfastness of balanced control.  And of course, he claims to be the first (dangerous when riled by bodies on the floor of his bar, but easily appeased) without being the second.  This naturally leads us to wonder whether he is as powerful as he is dangerous.  Or is danger the trademark of the chaotician, the radical, the experimentalist, while power is only ever within the reach of the stable, the conservative?

It is one of the great truths of this show that its central concern is the Law - How is it built up at the frontiers of both nation and imagination?  How does lawlessness like Swearengen's drift inevitably towards political structure, and then subsume the Law into its own processes of misrule?  Now that Swearengen and Bullock have joined forces, the nature of power and moral structure is in the town is a muddier issue than ever.  Bullock finds himself asking whether his explosive temper (think what a rage you would have built up if you had been glaring repressively at people for two solid years) should disqualify him from running as incumbent sheriff. He is particularly unsettled by an episode in which he beats the slimy but sadly innocent Farnum within an inch of his life, thinking that the notorious gossip has told Hearst about Bullock's sexual entanglement with a now-pregnant widow.

As he is being pummeled by the sheriff himself, E.B. cries out for the law, and his wizened cook goes running across town without a second thought to fetch Al Swearengen.  This is his instinct for the political structure of the town and its system of justice.  Looking in on this tawdry scene, we have to wonder - what has the law come to in Deadwood?

Tivoracle: Most Anticipated TV

Television is more interesting than people.  If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.
                                                                                            - Alan Coren


Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
                                                                                            - Ann Landers


So... is television inherently misanthropic as a cultural invention?  Is it, as Debord argues in his Society of the Spectacle, the symbol of our increasing isolation - our atomization - in units of one that interact only with the media(ted) spectacle before us, rather than each other?  Is our best and longest relationship now with the television and computer screen?


I can't believe it.  Not least because TV still provides us with the sort of serial narrative that encourages the confluence of social debate - the sort of interaction that led to Dickens' novels being discussed avidly by all of London as each new segment was published, or to Tocqueville's assertion that theatre was an art form tailor-made for American society, because the intermissions threw spectators together in a democratic discussion of the play's ideas and merits.  Thus I have felt for a long time that the internet might actually provide my "Intro to Literature" students with a crash course in argument, close analysis, and the use of textual proof.  Send them off to any discussion board that deals with a show like Lost or The Sopranos, and they will find a Darwinian frenzy of analyses being proposed and tested against whether the details of the show itself support the theories.


Of course, Debord might say that this is proof of the triumph of the Spectacle - we think we are connected to others, but instead we are just addressing the Spectacle itself (talking about the show, through the internet), never escaping mediation for a sort of pre-capitalist direct social contact. ("The spectacle is not a collection of images; rather it is a social relationship between people that is mediated by images," says Debord, echoing the philosophical models set out by Alan Coren and Ann Landers, of course. Wall-E, as it turns out, is a portrait of a Debordian society.)  


But I say "Bah!" to you, Debord, if I am even recalling your densely aphoristic book correctly.  Don't be such a grinch. For you it is all authentic social interaction at one end of the spectrum, representation at the other.  And, to me, this has the ring of anti-theatricalism (and art-antagonism) about it.  Not all seeming is sinister.  And let's not invest too much confidence in the existence of some prelapsarian authenticity.


But I am running rather far afield from my purpose, and perhaps being a little unfair to Debord, whom I haven't read in several years, poor fellow.



I cannot tell a lie: I am something of a television junkie.  I watch a fairly wide spectrum of shows, although I recommend very few of them to friends.  And I have been known to abandon a show abruptly on more (giving up on Desperate Housewives when they implied - wrongly and irresponsibly - that teenaged girls couldn't get a prescription for birth control without parental consent) or less legitimate grounds (ending my devotion to the X Files on the very day I learned of David Duchovny's marriage to Tea Leoni).  Ever since D started to work in television, I have also paid particular attention to new programming, trying to watch a wide array of potentially gripping new shows, and bearing with the inevitable heartbreak of strong programming cut down before its time.


So what am I most looking forward to in the months to come? (Note that none of these come from broadcast networks.  Shame, networks, shame.)


A Washingtonian drama (gotta love the hometown intrigue) about a young analyst for an unnamed and amorphous government agency who discovers identical clues in the crossword puzzles of every newspaper, all pointing towards ... four-leaf clovers.  He's a code breaker, so naturally he thinks that this signifies our system of government - but if the leaves symbolize the judiciary, the executive, and Congress, then what is the fourth branch?  (And here I thought clovers always cryptically signified the Holy Trinity.  Clearly I am Dan Browned out, and need to update my conspiracy theorizing.)  And then, of course, the mysterious deaths start. The pre-pilot for this August drama is available on Hulu, and I found it more promising than polished - it feels like it wants to be an HBO drama, but doesn't have the balls for HBO's subtlety of narrative.  But I will be tuning in to see where it goes.
I'm normally no slavish devotee of Martin Scorsese, but I defy anyone to be indifferent to this Prohibition-era mobster drama that the director is launching on HBO. It's Steve Buscemi, it's a key writer from The Sopranos, it's speakeasies and rum-running in Atlantic City, for crying out loud.  And best of all in this best of all possible, possible worlds, it's Michael Kenneth Williams, who was Omar on The Wire. Resistance is futile.
I know that the foundation upon which this pilot was pitched was the success of The Tudors, but I have to admit that I never cared for that show.  My reasons are twofold.  First, it seemed to try unnecessarily hard to make the reign of Henry VIII trashy and melodramatic.  It is naturally both of those things, so why not be more historically nuanced and detailed in creating your world?  Don't strain at drama - build it.  Second, I can't stand Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Irish stunner though he is.  He is all regal petulance without any of the king's famous charm and intellectual heft, and I have always found him quite limited as an actor.  But I am very much looking forward to The Borgias, and here's why: 1) I'm not sure it is possible to melodramatize the history beyond its evident histrionics (so I hope the writers and directors won't strain themselves to try), and 2) in Jonathan Rhys Meyer's place I (blessedly) have Jeremy Irons. Not to mention Neil Jordan is helming the project....
I have just this to say to you:  Sean Bean.  Fantasy epic.  HBO production values.  And Sean Bean.  For me, the true title of The Fellowship of the Ring was The Heroic Struggle and Lamentable Downfall of Boromir, with Hobbitty Interludes and Wizards You Shall Not Pass.
 A boxing drama from the Executive Producer of In Treatment.  If that doesn't baffle you (or if it delights you) with its paradox, this might be a show for you.
All right, so this looks a bit cheesier in its characterization and production values than what we might dub the "HBO standard" for epic television, but I am finding it hard to defy the siren song of the spectacular cast - Ian McShane, Rufus Sewell, Matthew MacFayden, and Donald Sutherland - all of whom do cheesy shouting to the heavens so very, very well.  And who am I to cast the first stone?  I watch Legend of the Seeker.  (Don't tell anyone.)
The new show by the creator of The Shield takes as its subject a pair of unlicensed PIs.  And, in contrast to HBO's Bored to Death, these unlicensed PIs won't look exactly, uncomfortably like my partner D.  (Really.  It's unsettling.)
Zombies.  On the network that brought us the addictively churning, brain-gnawing conformity of Mad Men.  Need I say more?




And, in brief, lest I lose control utterly of the length of this post:




 Things I missed and need to catch up on
  1. Justified
  2. Breaking Bad
  3. Avatar: The Last Airbender


Returning and earning my devotion
  1. 30 Rock
  2. Friday Night Lights
  3. The Good Wife
  4. Glee
  5. Dancing with the Stars
  6. The Office
  7. So You Think You Can Dance
  8. Mad Men
  9. Treme
  10. True Blood

Sunday Salon: On Independence

From the Kenilworth Aquatic Gardens in Washington, DC (August 2008)




(This is quite a chunkster of a post - my apologies.  Look what happens when I don't Sunday Salon for a few weeks -- bottleneck.)


Several meditations on the theme of independence


I have just arrived in Washington, DC - sans my partner D - to spend a couple of weeks with my grandparents. It seems appropriate, in all sorts of obvious ways, to spend the Fourth in my home town.  On Saturday night, as I write this, the sounds of fireworks are already filling the city, drawing me out onto the porch into the warm evening air.

But I am also thinking quite a bit about the nature of independence, as this is the only two weeks of the summer (between Canada Day and Bastille Day in this July string of national holidays) that D and I are spending apart.  During the entirety of the winter, we live on opposite sides of the continent and in different countries, and I have become (after lots of suffering and whinging) something of a connoisseur of the independence this weaves into our romance.  But now that I have had several months to take the poor fellow for granted, I am having trouble getting used to being solitary again. At first there was the thrill of absolute freedom to do whatever I pleased, within reference to anyone else's wishes or needs, but this quickly dwindled into a sort of aimless anxiety.  Solution?  A more rigorous work schedule, I think.  And seeing my Washingtonian friends as much as possible.

So: independence.  A trait to be courted and exercised and guarded.  A really keen sense of self is something that is easy to lose in even the best relationship, and it is one of the seldom-sung virtues of long-distance love that it forces you to find enjoyment and confidence in your own company.

Righto: what am I up to nowadays?


On familial outrageousness


Well, I am spending as much time with my grandparents (age 88 and 90, whippersnappers that they are) as I can during my two weeks here.  Their best traits among many are 1) their capacity to find humor in any situation and 2) an increasingly unfettered outrageousness.  Last year, my grandmother tripped on something and, catching ahold of a chair to keep herself from toppling hard, shattered the legs of this vital (or so it seemed) piece of furniture.  Naturally (hmm), she set to work fixing it herself, but found it was difficult to get the tools at the right angle with an octogenarian's (in)capacity for crouching.  So she asked D to come over and help wield the screwdriver when she and my grandfather had done all they could with the project.  When we arrived, her voice came ringing out of the living room:
"Oh, D!" she cried, "I am so glad you're here.  We are completely exhausted - we've been screwing all morning!"
Now, this would seem to be an innocent, if hilarious, slip of the tongue if it weren't for the frequency with which she gives voice to this sort of saucy punnery or malapropism, and the eye-twinkling that so often accompanies it.  This is, after all, the same woman who once asked the man who cleans out the radiator pipes how much he would charge for "a quick blow-job," and who, on another occasion, swept into a doctor's office for routine test with the words, "Don't worry, its nothing serious - I'm just here for a hysterectomy."


On sports and obsessiveness


Today my grandparents had their first experience with both HD and the DVR when I had them over to my absent parents' house to watch some recorded Wimbledon and have a bit of lunch.  As always, the seeming time-paradox of Tivo caused much novice perplexity ("Serena Williams plays tomorrow?  But we just saw her play the final today!" "No, dear, this was recorded yesterday: this morning is still in the future."), but as a whole the day was a tremendous success. So was yesterday (Wimbledon-missing aside) , when we drove in a rambling sort of way out to Great Falls and had a lovely al fresco lunch at the Old Angler's Inn.  The small-scale revelation of the meal came from my grandfather: in Egypt, where he grew up, the American and English emigrĂ©s (including his Edwardian mother*) played a lot of tennis.  But naturally, they had neither grass nor clay courts in a land where it never rained.  So they played on concrete.  Ouch.

What with the World Cup and Wimbledon moving into their final throes, and the Tour de France (which I have vowed I will finally understand this year) just beginning, I am in slightly-obscure**-sports-lover's heaven.  When the Tour is finally over, what will I have to replace it?  Will I finally have to start studying the strategies of Aussie-rules football*** and hurling****?


Watching


Besides this I have just begun the fourth season of The Shield (the first season to involve Glenn Close as the new, aggressively competent captain of the fictional LA precinct of Farmington), and am already filled with delight at the prospect of former-toadie Shane as the show's new villain. We are stuck for the duration of the summer (until I return to Halifax and my own Tivo) just a single episode from the end of the (engrossing but not cohesively meaningful) first season of Treme, HBO's post-Katrina drama. Let it be said that the penultimate episode contained (after a lackadaisical, pointedly unimpressive start) an event so shocking and cannily presented that D and I discussed it obsessively for several days.  And that's what we looked for from the creators of The Wire - a world so rich and ethically complex that you find yourself able to do absolute, literally nothing else but pore over its implications and permutations.  And, of course, I am deeply in thrall to the current seasons of True Blood (bless its trashiness, it had an abysmal season opener, but is improving rapidly with more Eric the Viking Vampire and the addition of the brilliant stage actor Dennis O'Hare as Russell Edgington, vampire king of Mississippi) and Friday Night Lights, which taught me last night that Texas is the purgatory where ambivalent Baltimore gang members go to negotiate redemption.*****

I also have my predatorial sights on my next "1001 Films You Must See Before You Die" prey - Leo McCarey's Make Way for Tomorrow.  The problem is that I anticipate a drainingly melancholy film about an elderly couple who are neglected to the point of betrayal by their offspring.  Something along the lines of Tokyo Story.  And I just don't know if I can bear it during my grandparent-intensive fortnight.  So instead I am watching (with only limited comprehension, as of yet) the Prologue of the Tour de France.


Listening



Of late I have been spending a lot of time with two of my favorite new Maritime musical discoveries, Matt Anderson (a Canadian who won the top solo performer's prize at last year's Memphis Blue Challenge.  I know.) and Old Man Luedecke.  They're phenomenal.


I am also contemplating splurging on a couple of albums from my wishlist - things like Broken Hearts and Dirty Windows: Songs of John Prine and Michelle Shocked's Short Sharp Shocked.




Cooking


While I was down in NC with D's family, I did a fair amount of cooking, hoping to take the burden off of other, more exhausted members of the household.  This foray in the huswifery****** culminated in a meal for 15 people, some of them lactose-intolerant, some tomato-avoiding, and some skeptical of everything except unadorned buttered pasta.  Blessedly the gluten-averse had already departed, for I have no culinary talents that can cope with that. I ended up making two pastas in tandem (a major source of anxiety, since my great weakness in the kitchen is timing) - one vast bowl of penne in pink vodka sauce and one immense platter of farfalle with goat cheese, lemon, and fried capers. The capers, when fried, burst into little blossoms (being, as they are, pickled flower buds) and lose some of their off-putting intensity of flavor.  I think it was, by and large, a success.

Today, with my grandparents, I made a cold summer soup, since I have been avoiding turning the AC on in my parents' house.  It is a base of Clamato, of all things, with various peppers, avocado, Vidalia onion, cucumber, lime juice, and shrimp sauteed with garlic. Yum.  Spicy Wimbledon luncheon.  So spicy that my hand burned for hours after cutting up the Jalapeno.




Reading


Ah.  And what of the true concern of the Sunday Salon - my reading?

Well, I had been endeavoring to read my first Georgette Heyer in many a year, A Civil Contract.  I was struck by the genre-flouting aspect of this classic romance, which some people claim as their favorite Heyer. In it, the hero and the heroine make a marriage of financial convenience - he is titled, she is rich, both of them know he is actually in love with her flamboyantly beautiful best friend.  She constantly says things like "Well, I'm not beautiful or accomplished" and he replies with something in the vein of "Well, that's true, but you've made the house very comfortable."  The putative message of the novel is an intriguing one: that we shouldn't confine our understanding of love to the melodramatic transports of ecstatic joy, but should rather value the more mundane (and lasting?) enjoyment of daily kindnesses and laughter.  When you get to a certain point of longevity in a relationship, you can respect this literary move - a move that values the romance of the quotidian, the normal, rather than setting up obsessive passion as the only model of love.  Because honestly, ten years of obsessive passion (enjoyable as it may intermittently be) would be rather exhausting - not all of us want a beloved who watches us as we sleep, Ms. Meyer. (Cf. independence, above, as a basis for both romantic respect and self-respect.)  Why not have a romance that celebrates, instead, the realities of actually being married, of being together for a long, soothing, chore-doing, argument-having time.  Surely this model of romance is the one that is most likely to yield a sense of satisfaction in its readers, rather than a sense that it is all downhill from the honeymoon.

The problem is that there isn't any romance in the portion of A Civil Contract I have read, and no sign of any on the horizon.  There is just the respect born of mutual endurance.  The admiration and affection we are meant to develop for our heroine seems to be entirely based in her self-abnegation.  She is never offended and never complains when her husband affirms that she is homely, when her friend swoons over the hero and declares that he will never love our heroine, or when said husband rushes to his fainting beloved's side with obvious alarm and passion.  She just worries about how to provide him with the perfect cup of tea or breakfast sausage -- how, in her own words, to make him comfortable.  If he can't have the woman he loves, she thinks, at least she can make him comfortable.  Bloody hell. It is unbearable.  So I have finally given it up.  If you have words of promise and wisdom to renew my faith that Heyer is up to some narrative inventiveness rather a deeply anti-feminist bourgeois project, please send them my way.


I am, however,  keeping on keeping on with Kazuo Ishiguro's first novel, A Pale View of Hills, which has turned out to be quite the page turner, with more than a trace of Turn of the Screw eeriness. It concerns a Japanese women who looks back on the post-Nagasaki years after her elder daughter commits suicide.  When she was pregnant with this daughter, she befriended a prickly woman and her unnerving child - a little girl who keeps insisting that she has seen and talked to a woman who has been dead for some time.  A woman whom they saw drowning her own baby in the shattering aftermath of the bombing.

I have also picked up Bangkok 8, a detective novel that I put down about eight months ago (which doesn't bode well for it), but whose details I remember with shocking vividness (which bodes very well indeed).  And I have just started Poison Study, about a prisoner who is spared execution on the condition that she become a poison taster for the Commander of her region.  She is given a fatal poison in the first stage of her training and told that her survival depends on reporting to her superior every morning to receive the antidote.  Thus life becomes a choice between fleeing to a certain death and staying for a probable one.




Thinking


Every year on the Fourth, I like to read over the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights, to remind myself of the facts of our founding principles, so easily lost in political bombast.   I am often struck by the powerful ambiguity of the early amendments, and this helps shore up my sense that what I do for a living (teaching people how to interpret sometime cryptic texts) actually serves a civic purpose.  A couple of years ago, I began my course in "Reading and Writing the Modern Essay" with an examination of the drafts and revisions the Declaration had gone through - look at how clumsy some of these hallowed phrases were before they were subjected to workshopping with Adams and Franklin, I would say to my students.  If Jefferson's prose could be improved by a rigorous revision, who are we to say that we don't need advice and rewriting?  And if these revisions matter - in vital, real ways for the development of our nation - how can anyone deny the importance of language, and the need to make your words do exactly, precisely the job you set out for them?

So, after this post, epic in its scope, I'll leave you with the final draft.  Happy Independence Day....

We hold these truths to be self-evident, 
that all men are created equal, 
that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, 
that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness....






* Quick side note on my great-grandmother: she had trained to be a teacher before marrying my doctor great-grandfather and heading off to a mission hospital in Egypt, and she was an avid reader.  There are pictures in my possession of her with her two wee sons on her lap, engrossed in the story she is reading to them.  She very much enjoyed Robert Graves's I, Claudius when it was first published.  I now realize that it was rather a saucy read for an early 20th-century missionary wife.  Years later, my grandfather's job took his young family to Paris, but my mother had to stay behind to finish out the term at her London school.  When he delivered his daughter to the friend's house where she would be staying in the interim, my grandfather handed a huge stack of paperbacks to the potentially lonely girl.  I, Claudius was one of those paperbacks.  When I was a teenager, I picked up that very paperback, as far as I know, and became the fourth generation to fall in love with it.


**But only to Americans.


*** Where the field is elliptical and the players are all stunningly beautiful.  This last is almost a requirement for my enjoyment of any sport, I am abashed to say.


**** D and I tried to learn the rules of hurling while we were in Dublin this summer, but the commentary on TV was entirely in Gaelic, so all we know about it today is that it is terrifying.


*****Not to worry - this comment is intended to be cryptically spoiler-free for those who haven't seen both FNL and a certain Maryland crime drama.


****** Did you know that the word hussy comes from hussif (or housewife)?  That hardly seems fair.  But then buxom originally meant obedient (Jesus spends some time in the York Crucifixion play telling people to buxom be), so go figure.