December 23, 2010
"Seriously: what's wrong with the country you live in?"
"Canada? Nothing's wrong with Canada!" [Pause.] "Well, except for that oil sands thing in Alberta. And, you know, the seal clubbing...."
D: [interrupting impatiently, and in outraged tones]
"A Calgary Hitmen hockey game had to be stopped when fans threw 23,096 teddy bears on the ice."
"D, if your idea of the greatest degradation a nation can face is that they toss stuffed animals at the things they love, I think something's wrong with YOU."