Don't tell D, but I'm on Twitter. Just tryin' it out. We'll see how it goes.

(You remember how he feels about it. "I'm going to start my own site," he scoffed. "Bitter.com. We will send beets." I encouraged him to do it, visions of hipster fame dancing in my head. But of course, the mind that gave birth to bitter.com was too steeped in cynicism to make good on the idea.)